My Funnies

Nov 26
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Nov 26

“Boil ‘em, mash ‘em, stick ‘em in a stew.”

Nov 26
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Oct 25
Oct 25

hohokev:

why do jellyfish only sting when theres physical contact

why doesnt the electricity just surge throughout the entire ocean

why dont jellyfish rule the world

Oct 25

im slowly unlearning how to english

Oct 25

Sneezing during a test

lolzpicx:

expectations

reality

Oct 25
Oct 25
  • Me: Wow she has a nice butt
  • Me: I wish I had her butt
  • Me: Oh shit if someone could read my mind they would think I am a lesbian
  • Me: If anyone can hear this I like dicks
  • Me:
  • Everyone:
  • Me: Phew